Mother’s Love….

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writingon. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:For cutting the grass: $5.00For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00

For going to the store for you: $.50

Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25

Taking out the garbage: $1.00

For getting a good report card: $5.00

For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00

Total owed: $14.75

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Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he’d written on, and this is what she wrote:

For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me:
No Charge

For all the nights that I’ve sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you:
No Charge

For all the trying times, and all the tears that you’ve caused through the years:
No Charge

For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead:
No Charge

For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose:
No Charge

Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is:
No Charge.

When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, “Mom, I sure do love you.” And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: “PAID IN FULL”.

luck ….??

Susie’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

You know” he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, “you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. “And you know what?

What, dear?” she asked gently, smiling to herself.

I think you’re bad luck.

ping pong ball ….

One man had a child 

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1 year later – man asked the child-what to gift you?

 

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child said

 

 

 

ping pong ball

 

 

 

 

 

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2’nd b’day-

 

 

 

Father- what gift you want?

 

 

 

Son – ping pong ball

 

 

 

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3rd b’day

 

 

 

Father- what gift you want?

 

 

 

Son – ping pong ball

 

 

 

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4th bday

 

 

 

Father- what gift you want?

 

 

 

Son – ping pong ball

 

 

 

 

 

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5th bday

 

 

 

Father- what gift you want?

 

 

 

Son – ping pong ball

 

 

 

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6thb’day

 

 

 

Father- what gift you want?

 

 

 

Son – ping pong ball

 

 

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24th bday

 

 

 

Father- what gift you want?

 

 

 

Son – ping pong ball

 

 

 

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he got married

 

 

 

at honeymoon

 

 

 

Wife-what do u want?

 

 

 

Husband-ping pong ball

 

 

 

 

 

 

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25th bday

 

 

 

Wife – what gift you want?

 

 

 

Husband-ping pong ball

 

 

 

 

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26th bday

 

 

 

Wife – what gift you want?

 

 

 

Husband-ping pong ball

 

 

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27th bday

 

 

 

Wife – what gift you want?

 

 

 

Husband-ping pong ball

 

 

 

 

 

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his kids become 15 yrs old

 

 

 

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40th bday

 

 

 

kids- Father what gift you want?

 

 

 

Father – ping pong ball

 

 

 

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41st b’day

 

 

 

kids- Father what gift you want?

 

 

 

Father – ping pong ball

 

 

 

 

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42nd bday

 

 

 

kids- Father what gift you want?

 

 

 

Father – ping pong ball

 

 

 

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79th b’day

 

 

 

kids- Father what gift you want?

 

 

 

Father – ping pong ball

 

 

 

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time for his death

 

 

 

all the people from whom he took ping pong ball

 

 

 

(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked

 

 

 

Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?

 

 

 

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He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you…

 

 

 

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Then those people gave him a ping pong ball

 

 

 

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He said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell

 

 

 

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During those last moments when he is about to die

 

 

 

everyone reached him and asked

 

 

 

tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?

 

 

 

he said.

 

 

 

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I asked for a ping pong ball on my every b’day because

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And he died… before he could tell the Reason…

 

What a tragedy!  What a tragedy!!!

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

 

Now don’t look at me like thissssssssssssssss … Y Should I suffer

alone reading this post ???

 

50/50

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.

Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, “Oh no. We’ve been married 50 years, and  everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50.”

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, “It’s his turn with the teeth.”

The mysterious monk….. (noise source)

A man lived next door to a monk. He constantly heard a strange noise coming from the house. Well, at first he tried to just ignore it. But after a little while he just couldn’t take it so he went and knocked on the monk’s door. The monk opened the door and said, “Yes, can I help you?”

The man asked, “I’d like to know what that noise coming from your house is.” The monk replied, “I’m sorry, I can’t tell you, you’re not a monk.” So the man asked, “How do I become a monk then?” The monk said, “Well, to start, you must go the next 5 years eating only potato chips.” So the man, determined to find out what that noise was, went home and spent the next 5 years eating only potato chips.

Finally, he returned to the monk and said, “OK, it’s been 5 years and I’ve only eaten potato chips. Now can I know what that noise is?” The monk replied, “No, you’re still not a monk. Now you must go 7 years and drink nothing but water.” Well, the man wasn’t looking forward to waiting 7 more years. But as he had already come 5 years, and he was determined to find the source of that noise, he went home and drank nothing but water for 7 years.

When finally he reached the end of those 7 long years, he once again returned to the monk and said, “It’s been 7 years and I’ve drank nothing but water, now can I find out what that noise is?” The monk said, “No, you’re still not a monk. Now we must test your faith. Go to the highest cliff in the area and jump off.” Well, the man had come this far and he wasn’t going to back down, so he went to the highest cliff and jumped.

Luckily, there was a safety net at the bottom of the cliff, and when he climbed out the monk was waiting for him. The monk led him back to his house and said, “You have passed the tests, you are now a monk. I assume you now wish to know what causes the noise you have been hearing?”

The man replied, “Oh God yes, I’ve waited over 12 years to find out.” So the monk gestured for him to follow and led him down the stairs into the basement. Once in the basement, the monk opened a door which led into a tunnel. The monk told the man to go to the end of the tunnel.

So the man started walking, it went on for ages, but finally he reached the end. There was only one more door between him and the source of the noise, he could tell. Slowly he grabbed the doorknob, turned it, and opened the door.

In the room he saw…….

I’m sorry I can’t tell you what he saw.

You’re not a monk.