The Red Indian boy (checking the bees)

One day a little Indian boy walked up to the chief and said “Me ready for women.”  The chief said “Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days”

The Indian boy said “Ok,” and went off into the woods.

Three days later, he returns and says “Me ready for women.”

The Indian cheif says “Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee.”

The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said “Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles.”

The woman asked “Why?”, but the boy told her to just to bend over.

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. “Why the hell did you do that?” she asked.

“Just checking for bees.” replied the boy.