Archive for December, 2011

One day a little Indian boy walked up to the chief and said “Me ready for women.”  The chief said “Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days”

The Indian boy said “Ok,” and went off into the woods.

Three days later, he returns and says “Me ready for women.”

The Indian cheif says “Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee.”

The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said “Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles.”

The woman asked “Why?”, but the boy told her to just to bend over.

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. “Why the hell did you do that?” she asked.

“Just checking for bees.” replied the boy.

 

There was a man taking a morning walk at or the beach. He saw that along with the morning tide came hundreds of starfish and when the tide receded, they were left behind and with the morning sun rays, they would die.

The tide was fresh and the starfish were alive. The man took a few steps, picked one and threw it into the water. He did that repeatedly.

Right behind him there was another person who couldn’t understand what this man was doing. He caught up with him and asked, “What are you doing? There are hundreds of starfish. How many can you help? What difference does it make?”

This man did not reply, took two more steps, picked up another one, threw it into the water, and said, “It makes a difference to this one.”

What difference are we making? Big or small, it does not matter. If everyone made a small difference, we’d end up with a big difference, wouldn’t we?

A poor boy loved a rich girl. One day the boy proposed her. Then the girl said, “listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me ‘n get engaged with someone else of your level.”
But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.
10 years later.
One day they became face to face in a shopping center. The lady said, “Hey! you! How are you? Now I’m married. Do you know how much is my husband’s salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can you imagine? ‘n he isalso very smart.”

The guy’s eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.
After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy.

“Sir! You here? Meet my wife.” Then he said to her wife, “I’m going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 200 crore. and do you know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn’t get her. That’s why still he is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn’t it? Now a days who can love like that way?”

Moral: Life is not so short. So, don’t be so proud of yourself and damn others. Situations change with time. Every one should respect other’s love.